Re: [MyTuneBD.Com] FUNNY SARDAR G SMS JOKES

Monday, January 14, 2008

Re: [MyTuneBD.Com] FUNNY SARDAR G SMS JOKES

sardar majak ke liye nahin hote ajj tum sardaron ke karn hi duniyan pe ho mere laollolal samjhe

Noor Fatima <noorfatima31@yahoo.com> wrote:

Hi Friends,

Let me share some HELL FUNNY SMS with you :-)

ALL of these have been taken from http://WWW.SMSPILES.COM

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Why was Sardar G arrested in a political rally?

Because he saw a girl going around with a badge on her chest which said "PRESS" and Sardar G pressed it.

For more please visit http://WWW.SMSPILES.COM

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Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.
Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware'
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi

For more please visit http://WWW.SMSPILES.COM

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Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Sardar ji: Yes it;s really strange.
I've got another pair of the same at home.

For more please visit http://WWW.SMSPILES.COM

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Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ?
Sardar angrily said, i know -
it means....
S - Sardaron ke
M - Mazak udane ki
S - Service

For more please visit http://WWW.SMSPILES.COM

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Sardarji is filling up a job application...........................
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected.....................
After much thought he writes: Yes.............................

For more please visit WWW.SMSPILES.COM

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Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the Sardar and
hangs up

For more please visit WWW.SMSPILES.COM

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Sardar's wish : when i die,
I wanna die like my grandpa
who died peacefully in his sleep
not screaming
like all the passengers in the
car he was driving..

For more please visit WWW.SMSPILES.COM

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Sardar's wife: O sardar ji, yeh car
ki speed itni kion barha di'??
Sardar ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai
hain, is say pehlay k koi accident
ho jayai ghar pohunch jatay hain:p

For more please visit WWW.SMSPILES.COM

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Sardar writing a letter:
My sis had a baby this morning...

i haven't heard that its a boy or girl...

so, i dont know whether i am uncle or aunty!!!

For more please visit WWW.SMSPILES.COM

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