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Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.
Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware'
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi
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Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Sardar ji: Yes it;s really strange.
I've got another pair of the same at home.
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| Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ? |
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Sardarji is filling up a job application.
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected....
After much thought he writes: Yes.........
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Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the Sardar and
hangs up
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Sardar's wish : when i die,
I wanna die like my grandpa
who died peacefully in his sleep
not screaming
like all the passengers in the
car he was driving..
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Sardar's wife: O sardar ji, yeh car
ki speed itni kion barha di'??
Sardar ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai
hain, is say pehlay k koi accident
ho jayai ghar pohunch jatay hain:p
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Sardar writing a letter:
My sis had a baby this morning...
i haven't heard that its a boy or girl...
so, i dont know whether i am uncle or aunty!!!
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