Sunday, July 6, 2008

[MyTuneBD.Com] if u love someone

 THE ORIGINAL QUOTE
    If you love someone,
    Set her free...
    If she comes back, she's yours,
    If she doesn't, she never was....

 THE NEW VERSIONS R.....

 Pessimist:
    If you love someone,
    Set her free ...
    If she ever comes back, she's yours,
    If she doesn't, as expected, she never was

 Optimist:
    If you love someone,
    Set her free ...
    Don't worry, she will come back.

 Suspicious:
    If you love someone,
    Set her free ...
    If she ever comes back, ask her why.

 Impatient:
    If you love someone,
    Set her free ...
    If she doesn't come back within some time forget her.

 Patient:
    If you love someone, Set her free ...
    If she doesn't come back,
    continue to wait until she comes back ...

 Playful
    If you love someone,
    Set her free ...
    If she comes back, and if you love her still,
    set her free again, repeat ....

 C++ Programmer:
    if(you-love( m_she))
    m_she.free()
    if(m_she == NULL)
    m_she = new CShe;

 Animal-Rights Activist:
    If you love someone,
    Set her free,
    In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

 Lawyers:
    If you love someone,
    Set her free,
    Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second
    Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom

 Biologist :
    If you love someone,
    Set her free,
    She'll evolve.

 Statisticians :
    If you love someone,
    Set her free,
    If she loves you, the probability of her coming
    back is high
    If she doesn't, your relation was improbable
    anyway.

 Schwarzenegger' s fans:
    If you love someone,
    Set her free,
    SHE'LL BE BACK!

 Over possessive person :
    If you love someone
    don't set her free.

 MBA :
    If you love someone set her free instantaneously
    and look for others simultaneously

 Psychologist :
    If you love someone
    set her free
    If she comes back her super ego is dominant
    If she doesn't come back her id is supreme
    If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.

 Somnabulist :
    If you love someone
    set her free
    If she comes back it's a nightmare
    If she doesn't, you must be dreaming.

 ERP functional expert :
    If you love someone
    set her free
    If she comes back, map her into your system
    If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis

 Finance expert :
    If you love someone
    set her free
    If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
    If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.

 Marketing Specialist :
    If you love someone
    set her free
    If she comes back she has brand loyalty
    If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new market
        



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